A joke a day, keeps the doctor away!

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."

She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

Lovemika wrote:This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

LMAO!!!!

yuji wrote:

Lovemika wrote:This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

LMAO!!!!

LOL!!!let me be the grandpa...HAHAHA!!!

barbar89 wrote:theres 2 pilot in a helicopter...they were getting ready for a lookout for Mas Selamat...after they took off from the platform....the helicopter came down crashing onto a tree....why does the helicopter crash down???

ANS ANS PLS!!!lol...

answer to this joke is that...one of the pilot is too cold and he turn off the helicopter fan....so wen the helicopter fan doesnt work...what will happen???hahaha....kadababoooooommmm.....

barbar89 wrote:

barbar89 wrote:theres 2 pilot in a helicopter...they were getting ready for a lookout for Mas Selamat...after they took off from the platform....the helicopter came down crashing onto a tree....why does the helicopter crash down???

ANS ANS PLS!!!lol...

answer to this joke is that...one of the pilot is too cold and he turn off the helicopter fan....so wen the helicopter fan doesnt work...what will happen???hahaha....kadababoooooommmm.....

CRAP!!!

Lovemika wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

barbar89 wrote:theres 2 pilot in a helicopter...they were getting ready for a lookout for Mas Selamat...after they took off from the platform....the helicopter came down crashing onto a tree....why does the helicopter crash down???

ANS ANS PLS!!!lol...

answer to this joke is that...one of the pilot is too cold and he turn off the helicopter fan....so wen the helicopter fan doesnt work...what will happen???hahaha....kadababoooooommmm.....

CRAP!!!

lol...=X

everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

u go make for me ar...=D

barbar89 wrote:

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

u go make for me ar...=D

sure. you go buy program for me lah

oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

u go make for me ar...=D

sure. you go buy program for me lah

go download la...for wat buy...

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

i t-rex????no la...i tot is u???im human being...lol...

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

ya...on my bolster...LL PEEPING TOM!!!spy on me at nite...

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

LOL~ u see wad he use?
xD