A joke a day, keeps the doctor away!

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

u go make for me ar...=D

barbar89 wrote:

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

u go make for me ar...=D

sure. you go buy program for me lah

oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

barbar89 wrote:everyone have their dislikes and not only applies for human being but also animal...lets talk about dinosaur...lets focus more on T-rex....T-rex has a short hands, long tail, sharp teeth, short legs...why does the T-rex alwaes grumpy???jus think on this scenario...u r having a bad itch on ur crotch and u got one pair if short hand that cant even reach out 2 ur chest...wat would u do and how u will feel???you will feel agitated right???

so when T-rex is having itchyness on their crotch...they will lean their crotch against the nearest tree and rub it at the bark...or even if there's no tree...they will find a suitable rock to do that....so go and imagine tat...

post sum pic of it =x

lol...don haf la...i cant find...=D....

go make video lah, pic not good enough.

u go make for me ar...=D

sure. you go buy program for me lah

go download la...for wat buy...

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

i t-rex????no la...i tot is u???im human being...lol...

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

ya...on my bolster...LL PEEPING TOM!!!spy on me at nite...

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

LOL~ u see wad he use?
xD

yuji wrote:

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

LOL~ u see wad he use?
xD

YA LA HE PEEPING TOM DE...u dono meh???

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

LOL~ u see wad he use?
xD

YA LA HE PEEPING TOM DE...u dono meh???

i saw his pic on tim's friendster.
when he working he standing at the counter,
his crotch at the counter the edge there.
no meh?

lmao.. i merely say 1 t-rex then let ur say until friendster=.=
beri de powderfool..

jaysen wrote:lmao.. i merely say 1 t-rex then let ur say until friendster=.=
beri de powderfool..

lmao la~ ll u peeping rox =x

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:lmao.. i merely say 1 t-rex then let ur say until friendster=.=
beri de powderfool..

lmao la~ ll u peeping rox =x

it's Tim who took the picture lor. all i did was go to his friendster ><

lol.. post the picture in the forum to let xelvo enjoy..

ll wrote:

barbar89 wrote:

yuji wrote:

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:oh maybe brabra want to be that T-rex?

he ord is tat T-rex xD

no lah, he not T-rex. his hand long enough.
just that he likes to rub his crotch against other things.

LOL~ u see wad he use?
xD

YA LA HE PEEPING TOM DE...u dono meh???

i saw his pic on tim's friendster.
when he working he standing at the counter,
his crotch at the counter the edge there.
no meh?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ???the counter edge is ur sensor ar???LOL!!!

ll wrote:

yuji wrote:

jaysen wrote:lmao.. i merely say 1 t-rex then let ur say until friendster=.=
beri de powderfool..

lmao la~ ll u peeping rox =x

it's Tim who took the picture lor. all i did was go to his friendster ><

u post the picture u die...

roflmao

jaysen wrote:roflmao

funny ar???

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."

The guy says, "What's wrong with her?"

The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.

The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."

The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it."

The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island."

The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.

About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall.

He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer."

She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer.

The guy says, "Get me some nails."

She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.

The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!"

She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."